(Sung to the tune of “It’s beginning to Look a lot like Christmas)
When did everyone go crazy,
Why wasn’t I told,
DFCS has my nephews and niece
My mental health is not in one piece
And my fucks supply has gotten very low
When did everyone go crazy,
This shit has got to stop,
If she calls me a bad parent again
My patience will wear very thin
Can’t take much more!
The tiniest monkey decided to act like she was raised in somebody’s barn
And my co-workers acted like they have decided to join her on the farm
Dear gods and soon the holiday vacation will begin!
When did everyone go crazy,
To drugs, Just say “No”,
I really need someplace to hide
Because these people are out of their minds
Bellevue’s patients must have been furloughed
When did everyone go crazy?
Is there something in the food?
People need to straighten their lives
Before I pull out my knives
And adjust their mood!
-Lyrics by chaotically controlled.
Chaotically Controlled 